While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they

Ole bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. Sven suggested that he cut the tail of one

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying?

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, “I like to

What they say: “This should be taken care of right away.” What they’re really thinking: “I’d planned a trip to